Michael Gove campaigns for safe space stevedyson232, May 5, 2024May 6, 2024 Michael Gove campaigns for safe space in Parliament Heartthrob Conservative Minister Michael Gove is campaigning for a safe room at Westminster for Hunks like himself. He says it will enable him and other Westminster Hunks to have some peace away from all the young interns and female MPs who fancy them. Michael says that looking like a film star is challenging in Westminster. The room will be a sanctuary for middle-aged men whom young female staff and women MPs find attractive and irresistible. Only yesterday, I heard two young interns saying “there’s Mick Gove, he’s fit”, or something like that. Michael says it is thinning hair, liver spots and jowls that young women are attracted to in middle-aged men, and I have all of these, So you can see why I get all this attention from female colleagues. However, only some are in agreement. Labour Minister Angela Rayner has voiced her opposition, arguing that Gove’s proposal and similar ideas from older male MPs are misguided and a waste of taxpayers’ money. Home.stevedyson.org politcs latest politics